The Adge Files - 'At Least He's Not Flogging Double Glazing' Edition
And here's the latest shameless attempt by a well-known company to try and sucker us into mentioning them. This chap is from a website who would like us to go compare his enormous sidburns to those of various other serial irritants from long-running ad campaigns. But, seeing as we kind of plugged the product, can we have first dibs on ghost-writing his inevitable 'autobiography', which will no doubt be brought out in time to cash in on the lucrative Christmas toilet reading market?
We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS!
Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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