Monday, 30 April 2018

The Monday List

The Ten Most Manly Sylvester Stallone Character Names

John Spartan (Demolition Man)
Cosmo Carboni (Paradise Alley)
Machine Gun Joe Viterbo (Death Race 2000)
Ray Quick (The Specialist)
Jake Malloy (Eye See You)
Gabe Walker (Cliffhanger)
Lincoln Hawk (Over The Top)
Kit Latura (Daylight)
James Bonomo (Bullet To The Head)
Joe Tanto (Driven)

Monday, 23 April 2018

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Couples You'd Probably Completely Forgotten About - Footballers Edition

Matt Le Tissier and Emily Symons out of Home and Away
Stan Collymore and Ulrika Jonsson
Mark Bright and Michelle Gayle
Jamie Moralee and Daniella Westbrook
Pat Van Den Hauwe and Mandy Smith
Teddy Sheringham and Danielle Lloyd
Lee Sharpe and Abi Titmuss
Ryan Giggs and Dani Behr
Matthew Bates and Chanelle Hayes
Dwight Yorke and Tracy Shaw

Monday, 16 April 2018

The Monday List

Ten More Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During - Seventies Edition

Emotion - Samantha Sang
5705 - City Boy
You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone
Halfway Hotel - Voyager
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
Back Of My Hand - The Jags
Oh, Lori - Alessi
Turn The Music Up! - Players Association
Just One More Night - Yellow Dog
Walking In Rhythm - Blackbyrds

Tuesday, 10 April 2018

Monday, 9 April 2018

The Monday List

Ten Deleted Wikipedia Pages That Sound Like Indie Bands

Angry Donkey
Kiwipedia
Main Pages
Cheesecheesecheese
October 33
Flying Turtles
Loco Fish Bang
Dotcrunk
Ninja Piggy
Bewildergoose

Monday, 2 April 2018

The Monday List

Ten Signs You're A Character In An Agatha Christie Novel

You are the village busybody, and somehow know more about how to solve a crime than any number of long-serving policemen
You are the narrator, and also the murderer
You know a surprising amount about how to disguise the taste of arsenic in food
You are a fussy Belgian with an unhealthy interest in moustache wax
You are a detective, and also the murderer
You hold the vital clue to solving the murder, but because you appear to be a dotty old lady, everyone ignores you
You are able to make yourself appear completely unrecognisable simply by dying your hair
You are a character so minor you got a passing mention in Chapter Three, and also the murderer
Your house has a drawing room, purely so that everyone can be invited into it for the big reveal at the end of the book
You are a dead body, and also the murderer