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Ten Things From Jukebox Musicals We're Completely Bored Of The setting is a futuristic totalitarian dystopia Privileged but malcontent teenage heroine Teen hero from wrong side of the tracks Romeo and Juliet-style plot involving the previous two things. The heroine gets a rock/metal/punk/bad-gal makeover Evil overlord who has outlawed music (usually the heroine's dad) Campy torture scene, usually involving the chorus pretending to spasm while being poked by fake cattle prods A macguffin that's only there to look/sound cool, rather than being vital to the outcome of the plot Song sung by beta couple who invariably have way more talent/charisma/chemistry than the alpha couple* The inevitable chuffing film adaptation of the musical *And who are usually considerably less white
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Yes, Greta and Freda Sad are enjoying our traditional Wimbledon fortnight - slumped in front of BBC2 with a family bucket of pickled onion Monster Munch and several dozen cans of Asda own brand Strawberry Daiquiri to hand. When we heard Andy Murray would be playing men's doubles with Pierre-Hugues Herbert, we got very excited, because at first we thought he was teaming up with Jean-Hugues Anglade. Once we'd swallowed our disappointment (and a couple of those Strawberry Daiquiris) on learning the truth, we were at least able to dig this picture from Killing Zoe (nah, us neither) out of the Planet Sad archives and remind ourselves that if you are French, it is still legal to be this ridiculously grubby:
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
