Yes, it's...John Hurt in The Naked Civil Servant and Jamie Lee Curtis out of Halloween. And now we really want to see a film where Quentin Crisp fights Michael Myers with the aid of a pithy quip and some tasteful coral lipstick. Our money's on Quentin!
The Ten Most Cliched New Year Celebration Stock Photos
Two glasses of champagne surrounded by streamers and/or a cloud of glitter
The words 'Happy New Year' with the numbers of the coming year tied up in a bow
Some fireworks exploding
A clock face with the date of the coming year replacing the number 12
A notepad with the words 'New Year's Resolutions' written on it, artfully arranged alongside a coffee mug
Some fireworks exploding, but in Times Square
An ethnically diverse group of young partygoers making a toast
A party hat with the words 'Happy New Year' emblazoned on it
Some fireworks exploding, but over the London Eye
Chuffing sparklers
No 1 in a series of men who got Michael Jackson off:
No 23: Hilary Devey off of Dragon's Den arrives at an awards ceremony dressed as a Christmas cracker. Concealed within her outfit are a paper hat, a joke and one of those little cellophane fish that roll up when you put them in your palm...
Ten Stealth Christmas Movies (That Aren't Die Hard)
Cobra
Grumpy Old Men
Just Friends
Rocky IV
The Apartment
Batman Returns
In Bruges
Look Who's Talking Now
Rent
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
No 28: Every children's TV presenter of the 1980s. Mallett's Mallet is just out of shot, probably...
The Ten Most Cliched Stock Images Of New York
A couple of dozen yellow cabs driving along a street
A manhole cover on the sidewalk with steam coming out of it
The Brooklyn Bridge, shot from below
The Chrysler Building looking all shiny and Art Deco
The Statue of Liberty with the bottom end of Manhattan island in the background
A selection of the billboards in Times Square, with one for Coca-Cola particularly prominent
The skating rink in front of the Rockefeller Center
Central Park in the autumn (or the fall if you absolutely have to...)
The Empire State Building
The Empire State Building, but at night
The Asylum's Ten Most Shameless Rip-Off Film Titles
Atlantic Rim
Snakes On A Train
Transmorphers
Battle of Los Angeles
The Da Vinci Treasure
AVH: Alien vs Hunters
Independents' Day
I Am Omega
Almighty Thor
The Fast And The Fierce
Ten Films You Completely Forgot They Remade
Sleuth
Clash Of The Titans
Ben-Hur
Rollerball
Around The World In 80 Days
Conan The Barbarian
The Ladykillers
Sabrina
The Land That Time Forgot
Alfie
The Manchurian Candidate
Ten Films You Completely Forgot Were Turned Into Musicals
High Fidelity
Grumpy Old Men
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Rocky
The Bridges Of Madison County
King Kong
Honeymoon In Vegas
Catch Me If You Can
Peggy Sue Got Married
The Slipper And The Rose
Haven't We Heard You Somewhere Before? Yes, You're Ten More Overused Pieces Of Background Music
Still D.R.E., Dr. Dre
Pompeii, Bastille
Chocolate, The 1975
Hot In Here, Nelly
For The Love of Money, The O'Jays
Vehicle, Ides of March
Send Me On My Way, Rusted Root
The Sweet Escape, Gwen Stefani
Reptilia, The Strokes
Smile, The Supernaturals
Ten Great Burgers Of The Day From Bob's Burgers
Thank God It's Fried Egg
No - oh, you know, as many legs as Dudley Moore had in that Tarzan sketch: Peter Cook
Ten Frankie Howerd Films We're Never Going To See
Up Bruges
Up Milk Wood
Up Llewyn Davis
Up The Planet Of The Apes
Up The Waterfront
Up Golden Pond
Up The Cherry Moon
Up The Valley Of The Dolls
Up The Candelabra
Up Schmidt
