Ten Obscure Patron Saints And What We Think They Represent
St Mirren - the patron saint of taking your clothes off if the part demands it
St Abbo - the patron saint of offensive Australian language
St Cera - the patron saint of being mistaken for Jesse Eisenberg
St Veep - the patron saint of HBO political comedy series
St Hedwig - the patron saint of transgender musicals
St Dodo - the patron saint of being hunted to extinction by the Dutch
St Scholastica - the patron saint of school book clubs
St Ceasaria - the patron saint of being too posh to push
St Gwynllyw - the patron saint of being Welsher than Max Boyce at an Eisteddfodd
St Bond - ah, the patron saint we've been expecting...
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