The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In A Stephen King Novel

You live in a small town in Maine which is gradually being taken over by vampires/aliens/elder gods from another dimension
You are an honest, straightforward but crashingly dull man who will survive to the end of the book while all your more interesting friends are dying horribly
You are undergoing marital problems and are also an alcoholic
You have a mother who is a (not at all caricatured and over the top) fundamentalist religious maniac
You have a really annoying vocal tic/folksy turn of phrase which is shoehorned into every sentence you speak
You are a struggling novelist and are also an alcoholic
You have a supernaturally possessed car/dog/small child
You are a police officer who is, frankly, rubbish at their job
You are an incredibly successful novelist and are also an alcoholic
You were hit by a car and won't chuffing shut up about it

David Gandy Is Very Disappointed In You

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 26: A herbaceous border

The Monday List

Ten Rugby-themed Children's Books (In Case The Recently Retired James Hook Is Looking For Ideas...)

The Leicester Tiger Who Came To Tea
Baby Sale Shark (Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo)
Goodnight Rupert Moon
The Prop In A Strop
The Very Hungry Gatland-pillar
The Ugly 15
The Swiss Family Jason Robinson
All Black Beauty
Asterix In Twickenham
Go The Ruck To Sleep (audio book read by Samson Lee Jackson)

The Monday List

Jim Wynorski's Ten Best Porn Film Parody Titles

The Da Vinci Coed
The Hills Have Thighs
The Breastford Wives
Cleavagefield
The Devil Wears Nada
The House On Hooter Hill
Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade
The Bare Wench Project
Busty Cops And The Jewel Of Denial
The Witches Of Breastwick

The Monday List

Ten Films You Probably Completely Forgot They Made Into Animated TV Series

Clerks
Police Academy
Back To The Future
Rambo
Starship Troopers
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Men In Black
The Karate Kid
Spaceballs
Problem Child

Gareth Ainsworth, Brush Your Hair!