The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Des O'Connor Edition

Drive, Des O'Connor
The Living Years, Des O'Connor
Lady In Red, Des O'Connor
Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do), Des O'Connor
Sometimes When We Touch, Des O'Connor
The Wind Beneath My Wings, Des O'Connor
Fool If You Think It's Over, Des O'Connor
Wonderful Tonight, Des O'Connor
I Just Called To Say I Love You, Des O'Connor
How Deep Is Your Love, Des O'Connor

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Gymnasts

Only Time Will Tell - Asia
Left To My Own Devices - Pet Shep Boys
Almost - Bowling for Soup
Elektrobank - The Chemical Brothers
Up In The Air - 30 Seconds To Mars
Shake It Off - Taylor Swift
Centerfold - J Geils Band
Talk - Two Door Cinema Club
Heart and Soul - Twin Atlantic
Mason vs Princess Superstar - Perfect (Exceeder)

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Ten Country Music Performers Who Sound Like Small Villages

Conway Twitty
Bailey Bryan
Vernon Oxford
Aubrie Sellers
Daron Norwood
Tyler Childers
Leland Martin
Brantley Gilbert
Brandon Rhyder
Roscoe Holcomb

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Ooh La La! The Ten Most Cliched Stock Photos Of Paris

The Eiffel Tower, shot from underneath
That weird glass pyramid outside the Louvre, lit up and looking all arty
A view along the Champs-Elysees to l'Arc de Triomphe
Pavement tables outside a cafe on a quaint cobbled street
A young couple kissing on the bank of the Seine
A Gothic-looking Metro sign
A coffee cup and a croissant, with any Paris landmark in the background
That gargoyle with its head in its hands on the roof of Notre-Dame
The Moulin Rouge
The Moulin Rouge, but at night

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Ten Obscure Patron Saints And What We Think They Represent

St Mirren - the patron saint of taking your clothes off if the part demands it
St Abbo - the patron saint of offensive Australian language
St Cera - the patron saint of being mistaken for Jesse Eisenberg
St Veep - the patron saint of HBO political comedy series
St Hedwig - the patron saint of transgender musicals
St Dodo - the patron saint of being hunted to extinction by the Dutch
St Scholastica - the patron saint of school book clubs
St Ceasaria - the patron saint of being too posh to push
St Gwynllyw - the patron saint of being Welsher than Max Boyce at an Eisteddfodd
St Bond - ah, the patron saint we've been expecting...