The Monday List

Ten More Of The Best Pest Control Truck Names In Bob's Burgers
Rat-so Rid-o
How The Pest Was Won
Fleas Just Not Into You
Two Crickets To Paradise
Hit The Rodent Jack
Too Bug To Fail
They Termite Be Giants
No More Mr Mice Guy
Verm-in-ent Vacation
Is That Your Final Ant, Sir?

The Monday List

Ten Professions That Are Way More Common In Movies Than In Real Life

Florist

Architect

Bookshop owner

Wedding planner

Bounty hunter

Editor of a women's magazine

Interior designer

Archaeologist

Art gallery curator

Private detective

The Monday List

Ten Top Reasons For Failing Your Driving Test

Reversing around a roundabout

Performing a seventeen-point turn

Offering the examiner a cheeky nip from your hip flask while waiting at lights

Mounting a lollipop lady

Detouring via MacDonald's drive-thru to pick up a quarter pounder and fries

Driving both ways along a one-way street

Downhill hill start

Winding down window as you pass a cyclist and yelling 'Get off and milk it!'

Balancing teacup poodle in your lap for the entire test

Failure to properly execute Tokyo Drift

The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In A John Hughes Movie

You live in a house in a nice suburb of Chicago which is only marginally smaller than Buckingham Palace

You and your siblings are the kind of syrupy cute and precocious children for whom the word 'moppet' was invented

You are engaged in what should be a simple journey but which has progressively turned into a comedic nightmare

One of your closest friends is an oily yuppie creep played by James Spader

Your mother and father are both incredibly loving and yet somehow completely oblivious to your presence

You have that one slobby, blue-collar relative you really don't want to think about until circumstances force you together

You subsequently find said slobby, blue-collar relative has a heart of gold and would make a better parent than you do

The principal of your high school is a dick, or Jeffrey Jones, or both

You have an irritatingly quirky best friend who would have been out as gay if that had been acceptable in the Eighties

You are Molly chuffing Ringwald