Monday, 1 February 2021

The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In A John Hughes Movie

You live in a house in a nice suburb of Chicago which is only marginally smaller than Buckingham Palace

You and your siblings are the kind of syrupy cute and precocious children for whom the word 'moppet' was invented

You are engaged in what should be a simple journey but which has progressively turned into a comedic nightmare

One of your closest friends is an oily yuppie creep played by James Spader

Your mother and father are both incredibly loving and yet somehow completely oblivious to your presence

You have that one slobby, blue-collar relative you really don't want to think about until circumstances force you together

You subsequently find said slobby, blue-collar relative has a heart of gold and would make a better parent than you do

The principal of your high school is a dick, or Jeffrey Jones, or both

You have an irritatingly quirky best friend who would have been out as gay if that had been acceptable in the Eighties

You are Molly chuffing Ringwald

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