Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In A John Hughes Movie
You live in a house in a nice suburb of Chicago which is only marginally smaller than Buckingham Palace
You and your siblings are the kind of syrupy cute and precocious children for whom the word 'moppet' was invented
You are engaged in what should be a simple journey but which has progressively turned into a comedic nightmare
One of your closest friends is an oily yuppie creep played by James Spader
Your mother and father are both incredibly loving and yet somehow completely oblivious to your presence
You have that one slobby, blue-collar relative you really don't want to think about until circumstances force you together
You subsequently find said slobby, blue-collar relative has a heart of gold and would make a better parent than you do
The principal of your high school is a dick, or Jeffrey Jones, or both
You have an irritatingly quirky best friend who would have been out as gay if that had been acceptable in the Eighties
You are Molly chuffing Ringwald
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