Monday, 30 September 2024

The Monday List

Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Horror Movies

'Elevated' horror where the real villain is family trauma

Clowns

Ideas expanded from short films that turn out to be one hundred times less scary than the original short film

Ridiculously loud stabs of music used to create a jump scare

Franchises where the creators are far too in love with their characters to let any of them actually die (yes, we're looking at you, Scream)

Post-pandemic dystopias

Monsters whose method of attack means people have to stop relying on sight, touch or sound to escape them

Unnecessary prequels to famous horror movies from the 1970s

Nuns

Nicolas chuffing Cage

Monday, 23 September 2024

The Monday List

Because We Love Anyone Who Commits So Fully To The Bit, It's The Ten Punniest Greg Kihn Band Album Titles

Kihnspiracy

True Kihnfessions

Kihntinued

Next Of Kihn

Rekihndled

Citizen Kihn

Kihntagious

Kihntinued

Unkihntrollable

RockKihnRoll

Monday, 16 September 2024

The Monday List

Ten Varieties Of Perry Pear That Sound Like Indie Acts

Honeyknapp

Nailer

Darrell Wick

Harley Gum

Seckle

Bearland

Tirley Brown

Coppy

Holmer

Bergamy


Monday, 9 September 2024

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten TV Cartoon Series You Probably Completely Forgot About

Fred Basset

Aubrey

Doctor Snuggles

The Magic Ball

Doris

Simon in the Land of Chalk Drawings

Ludwig

The Adventures of Sir Prancelot

Jamie and the Magic Torch

Teetime and Claudia

Monday, 2 September 2024

The Monday List

The Ten Most Bizarre Names For E.l.f. Cosmetics Eye Shadow

Vintage Suede

Wispy Cloud

Magnetic Pull

Venus Envy

Thrift Shop

Flirty Birdy

Little Dipper

Mer-mazing

Cool Beans

Lava Lamp