Monday, 30 September 2024

The Monday List

Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Horror Movies

'Elevated' horror where the real villain is family trauma

Clowns

Ideas expanded from short films that turn out to be one hundred times less scary than the original short film

Ridiculously loud stabs of music used to create a jump scare

Franchises where the creators are far too in love with their characters to let any of them actually die (yes, we're looking at you, Scream)

Post-pandemic dystopias

Monsters whose method of attack means people have to stop relying on sight, touch or sound to escape them

Unnecessary prequels to famous horror movies from the 1970s

Nuns

Nicolas chuffing Cage

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