The Monday List

Ten People Who Really Should Eat Something
Victoria Beckham
Nicole Richie
Justin Hawkins
Michaela Strachan
Teri Hatcher
Gabriel Clarke off ITV Sport
Keira Knightley
Celine Dion
Michael Stipe
Nicole Kidman

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 2: Eddie Van Halen marries a woman who looks exactly like he does...

 

Amazing Lookalikes!

John Kear, coach of the Wakefield Wildcats, and Norris off Coronation Street:

One of these men is still hoping for a try and a conversion with Emily Bishop...

The Monday List

The Top Ten Naffest Rock Songs To Perform As Encores
Tush
The Boys Are Back In Town
Rock ’N’ Roll
Honky Tonk Women
With A Little Help From My Friends
Smoke On The Water (especially if you wrote it)
We’re An American Band (especially if you’re from Wolverhampton)
All Night Long
Rockin’ All Over The World
Your only hit single
N.B. All the above are doubly naff if you are joined on stage by Nicko McBrain or Jon Bon Jovi

Festive Tough Love

If your Christmas tree is naughty, make it stand in the corner for five minutes. It's for its own good.

Hi! We're Muse! Episode 6

More from Teignmouth's most-beloved sons.

Click on the picture to avoid eyestrain!

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 1: Jay Kay, being escorted from the Brits, pissed, with his hat askew...