Amazing "On Another Planet" Lookalikes!

Stephen Lang – alias big, butch Colonel Quaritch in Avatar – and Derek Acorah. Frankly, we're more convinced by Pandora than by the spirit world, but we'd love to watch Most Haunted in 3D. "Blimey, it's like absolutely sod all jumped at me out of the screen right then!"

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Look Like Ticket Touts
Gary Crowley
David Thewlis
John Galliano
Bob Goody
Gary Rhodes
Vince Clarke
Gary Oldman
Teddy Sheringham
Lee Cornes
Steve Buscemi

Shortly After This Photo Was Taken...

...Gary Moore left Thin Lizzy to spend eight years playing the part of Michelle Fowler in Eastenders. 

Planet Sad's Tribute To Men In Military Jackets

Call us bizarre, but one whiff of an epaulette and we come over all uneccessary. For that reason, we've rounded up a collection of celebs posing in military jackets. Some of them may look as though they haven't actually been washed since the Crimean War (Pete Doherty, we're talking to you), but if you enjoy brocade as much as we do - well, if you enjoy brocade as much as we do, you're probably not allowed in the haberdashery department of John Lewis any more...

Sean Bean: if you look up the word 'rugged' in the dictionary, you actually see this photo

 

David Hemmings: the other 599 riding into the Valley of Death not pictured

 

Adam Ant: actually, Adam, ridicule is something to be scared of...

 

Elton John: for queeny tantrum and country

 

Michael Jackson: he sewed all the sequins on himself, you know

 

The Libertines: charge of the shite brigade 

James May, Brush Your Hair!

It's only acceptable to look like a member of Pink Floyd in 1975 if you actually were a member of Pink Floyd in 1975... 

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Big Girl's Blouses
Prince
Morrissey
Michael Flatley
David Ginola
David McAlmont
C3P0
Jonathan Morris
Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen
Marilyn Manson
Cristiano Ronaldo

Amazing Metaaaaaaal!!!! Lookalikes

The Terminator's James Cameron & Linda Hamilton
and Rob Halford & KK Downing out of Judas Priest