Sports Headline Of The Day

Manchester United Sign Bebe, Chelsea In Talks With Wendy Testaburger...

The Monday List

Ten More Seriously Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Clubbed To Death, Rob D
Monster, The Automatic
Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out, Bentley Rhythm Ace
Wow, Kylie Minogue
Acceptable In The Eighties, Calvin Harris
Underdog, Kasabian
19-2000, Gorillaz
Young Folks, Peter, Bjorn And John
Angel, Massive Attack
Ready Steady Go, Paul Oakenfold

Amazing Lookalikes!

Fernando Alonso and a Dolmio puppet
(Thanks to SP for pointing this out!)

Utterly Useless Fact Of The Day

Yao Ming: it's how you tell someone they're not very attractive if you come from Dudley...

The Monday List

The Ten Best Names In The Football League

Emmanuel Panther
Exodus Geohaghon
Abdulai Bell-Baggie
Bartek Fogler
Dominic Blizzard
Troy Archibald-Henville
Matt Tootle
Lewis Dunk
Reuben Noble-Lazarus
Tarmo Kink

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Random Moments In TV Catchphrase History

No 1: Henry 'The Fonz' Winkler sits on it...