Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 7: Iron Maiden. The whole West Ham and Hartlepool-supporting lot of them.

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Flavours For Herbal Tea
 
Lentil and marjoram
Celery and saffron
Garam masala with jerk seasoning
Linda McCartney’s quorn and bouquet garni
Bovril and cinnamon
Rosehip and chutney
Fennel and mung bean
Peppermint and extra virgin olive oil
Lemon and sprout
Biggles’ algae and ginger

Sports Headline Of The Day

Manchester United Sign Bebe, Chelsea In Talks With Wendy Testaburger...

The Monday List

Ten More Seriously Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Clubbed To Death, Rob D
Monster, The Automatic
Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out, Bentley Rhythm Ace
Wow, Kylie Minogue
Acceptable In The Eighties, Calvin Harris
Underdog, Kasabian
19-2000, Gorillaz
Young Folks, Peter, Bjorn And John
Angel, Massive Attack
Ready Steady Go, Paul Oakenfold

Amazing Lookalikes!

Fernando Alonso and a Dolmio puppet
(Thanks to SP for pointing this out!)

Utterly Useless Fact Of The Day

Yao Ming: it's how you tell someone they're not very attractive if you come from Dudley...

The Monday List

The Ten Best Names In The Football League

Emmanuel Panther
Exodus Geohaghon
Abdulai Bell-Baggie
Bartek Fogler
Dominic Blizzard
Troy Archibald-Henville
Matt Tootle
Lewis Dunk
Reuben Noble-Lazarus
Tarmo Kink