Weasely Musician-Actors Who Sound Like Something You Wouldn't Want To Happen If You Were Parachuting Into A Farmyard – No1 in a series of... Oh, quelle surprise!

Landon Pigg

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 8: Andy Scott, Sweet

The Monday List

A Further Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On TV

Documentaries fronted by 'national treasures'
James Corden’s pound shop versions of old comedy sports shows
Choirs
Eyelashes that have been enhanced in post-production
Rich people living undercover with poor ones
Forensic archaeology
Competitive weight loss
Tough-talking experts rescuing failing restaurants/hotels/boutiques
Characters who turn out to be in purgatory
John chuffing Bishop

Planet Sad Celebrates Another Successful V Festival!

The Monday List

Ten Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During

How Bizarre, OMC
Dancing In The City, Marshall Hain
Steal My Sunshine, Len
Tarzan Boy, Baltimora
Butterfly, Crazy Town
Walking On The Sun, Smash Mouth
Drinking In LA, Bran Van 3000
Waiting For A Star To Fall, Boy Meets Girl
Kiss Me, Sixpence None The Richer
Free, Ultra Nate

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 7: Iron Maiden. The whole West Ham and Hartlepool-supporting lot of them.

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Flavours For Herbal Tea
 
Lentil and marjoram
Celery and saffron
Garam masala with jerk seasoning
Linda McCartney’s quorn and bouquet garni
Bovril and cinnamon
Rosehip and chutney
Fennel and mung bean
Peppermint and extra virgin olive oil
Lemon and sprout
Biggles’ algae and ginger