Sadvent Calendar – 2 December

It's…

Sex Machine! Because the way we like him is the way he is!
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Sadvent Calendar – 1 December

It's…

The lovely Ivor! Because you're never too old for a Sadvent Calendar!

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We're Branching Out!

Introducing the Sadvent Tree! Every day a new Planet Sad celebrity favourite will be revealed. Visit our little online hovel each day from tomorrow (1 December) to find out who's exposed when we drop our baubles!

The Monday List

Ten Footballers Who Sound Like Musicians

Chris Martin (Port Vale)
Paul Jones (Exeter City)
John Miles (Fleetwood Town)
Brian Wilson (Colchester United)
Alan White (Stalybridge Celtic)
James Brown (Hartlepool)
Robbie Williams (Stockport County)
Peter Murphy (Carlisle)
Tommy Lee (Chesterfield)
Andy Taylor (Sheffield United)

The Monday List

Ten More Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During

Don't Call Me Baby, Madison Avenue
Finally, C C Peniston
Crush, Jennifer Paige
Bad Day, Daniel Powter
Life In A Northern Town, Dream Academy
Kiss The Rain, Billie Myers
Bitch, Meredith Brooks
Your Woman, White Town
You're Gorgeous, Baby Bird
On A Rope, Rocket From The Crypt

The Adge Files

This week, the Adge your granny used to like, probably:

Thank you very much...

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities Who Look Like Potatoes

Adrian Chiles
David Sullivan
Ross Kemp
Ian Woosnam
Jimmy Somerville
Nicola Duffett
Vic Reeves
Russell Grant
Eamonn Holmes
Sarah Kennedy