Amazing Political Jerk Lookalikes

Desmond Swayne – Conservative MP for New Forest West and Parliamentary Private Secretary to David Cameron – and Steve Martin.

"RUPRECHT!"

Sadvent Calendar – 5 December

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Henry Rollins! Just for shits and giggles, we asked him if he'd be the fairy on top of our tree, in spangled tights, chiffon wings and a little wand with a pink star on the end that lights up and possibly makes a soft "Bing!" sound. We thought he'd punch us but instead he gave us a look that said, "Oh, Planet Sad, you've let me down, you've let yourselves down but, most of all, you've let down Christmas itself." And that hurt us more than any punch would have.

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The Adge Files

Devoted to hunting down facial hair that really doesn't know when to quit. This time, Bret McKenzie from comedy duo Flight Of The Conchords modelling another comedy duo, one on each side of his face...

Sadvent Calendar – 4 December

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Howard Webb! "Ho ho ho! ’Ello, ’ello, ’ello!"
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Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 6: The lie of Ian Poulter's trousers allows Planet Sad caption writer to roll in a 'getting one's jugs out' joke from six feet:

 

Sadvent Calender – 3 December

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Shannon Leto! ’Tis the season to be asking "Fancy a roast, Potato?" Behold the look of abject horror surprise and delight upon his little face!
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Sadvent Calendar – 2 December

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Sex Machine! Because the way we like him is the way he is!
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