Thursday, 9 December 2010

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 10: Joe Elliott, Def Leppard

All together now - ooh, no, Jooooooeeee!

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Sadvent Calendar – 9 December

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Drewe "Big Drewey" Broughton! Man of a thousand clubs (987 of them on loan). All the candles on the Sadvent Tree are scented especially for you, Drewey! Now shift your yoga mat, we're trying to watch Homes Under The Hammer.

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Amazing 'Bourne To Score' Lookalike

QPR striker Jamie Mackie (okay, so he's in a Plymouth shirt, but hey, it was a choice between picture research and The Hairy Bikers' Cook-off) and Matt Damon:

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Sadvent Calendar - 8 December

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THE GREAT KAT! "WORSHIP THE LITTLE BABY JESUS OR DIE!"
Exclusive! BRIAN BLESSED's response to this outburst just in: 
"EFFING AMATEUR!"
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Monday, 6 December 2010

Sadvent Calendar – 7 December

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Muse! Because last year, the Kens brung turkey sandwiches to ours. Although they huffed off when they realised our cassava-based no-frills snack selection had been put into a Tupperware bowl just because, and not due to any desire on our part to let them have a share. Here's wishing a supermassive Christmas to Goldie Hawn and That Ken Kurt Russell's maybe future son-in-law, the Rotherham United fan (YAY!) and the other one.

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The Monday List

Ten Alternative Terms For Haemorrhoids

Chalfont St Giles
Voodoo Chiles
Metric Miles
Farmer Giles
Feminine Wiles
Nobby Stiles
Tate and Lyles
Ashley Giles
Seven Dials
Adrian Chiles

Johnny Gi-iles...

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Sadvent Calendar – 6 December

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Danny Noriega! Because some people weren't lik-ing it! Obviously. "Dunk a doo balls!" woman might have been a more up-to-date choice, but that's us for you. We'll probably resort to her next year.