Amazing Gothic Lookalikes!

Carl McCoy out of Fields Of The Nephilim and deceased* True Blood werewolf Grant Bowler

*We're sure Grant's OK and off being shirtless in something, it's just the werewolf that's Hovis. And are werewolves strictly gothic, even in a series about vampires? So many philosophical musings for such a ruddy stupid website, eh readers?

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 15: David Johansen, New York Dolls

 

Goalkeepers Who Sound Like A Description Of Stephen Hawking Swearing

Ruud Boffin, West Ham

The Adge Files

Continuing our mission to detect possibly paranormal activity on men's faces, we bring you Dustin McGowan of the Toronto Blue Jays. Brings a whole new meaning to Baltimore chops:

Alien 6 Nations

Mark Kuato

OK, so technically Kuato's a mutant. We don't care.

Formula One Supremos Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in a particularly short-lived series: Bernie Ecclestone

The Monday List

Another Ten Seriously Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Kings And Queens, 30 Seconds To Mars
Alive And Kicking, Simple Minds
Five Years' Time, Noah And The Whale
Club Foot, Kasabian
Little Green Bag, George Baker Selection
Goodbye Mr A, The Hoosiers
TiKToK, Ke$ha
Shut Up And Let Me Go, The Ting-Tings
Battle Without Honor Or Humanity, Tomoyasu Hotei
At The River, Groove Armada