The Adge Files

Probing the mystery of how you can sport whacking great sideys while remaining aerodynamic on a motorbike, we bring you the enigma that is Guy Martin...

 

The Monday List

Ten Musical Acts Whose Names Have Sexual Connotations

10cc
Pearl Jam
Fuzzbox
Ivor Biggun
Steely Dan
The Lovin' Spoonful
Fanny
Captain Beefheart
The Velvet Underground
Genitorturers

Amazing Gothic Lookalikes!

Carl McCoy out of Fields Of The Nephilim and deceased* True Blood werewolf Grant Bowler

*We're sure Grant's OK and off being shirtless in something, it's just the werewolf that's Hovis. And are werewolves strictly gothic, even in a series about vampires? So many philosophical musings for such a ruddy stupid website, eh readers?

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 15: David Johansen, New York Dolls

 

Goalkeepers Who Sound Like A Description Of Stephen Hawking Swearing

Ruud Boffin, West Ham

The Adge Files

Continuing our mission to detect possibly paranormal activity on men's faces, we bring you Dustin McGowan of the Toronto Blue Jays. Brings a whole new meaning to Baltimore chops:

Alien 6 Nations

Mark Kuato

OK, so technically Kuato's a mutant. We don't care.