Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing In Adverts
Sofa ads where everyone's front room is the size of an aircraft hangar
Hot, sassy women with boyfriends who appear too stupid to function
Incredibly bad dubbing
Personal injury lawyers
Women with slow digestive transit
That fat bloke who goes 'Wongaaaaa!'
Self-satisfied lads playing tedious practical jokes on each other
Computer-generated meerkats
Anti-wrinkle creams demonstrated by women far too young to actually have wrinkles
We Buy Any Chuffing Car Dot Com
Buried in a file marked 'ITV Variety Shows Nobody Remembers', we found a grainy, out-of-focus shot of two great stalwarts of Seventies Adge, Les Dawson and Dennis Waterman, swapping mother-in-law jokes. We can only marvel that men actually used to be allowed out in public wearing a sports jacket and tie combo like the one you see here...
'I'm not saying my sideburns are big, but they've got their own postcode...'
Continuing to probe into facial hair from another dimension, we discover Samuel L. Jackson, demonstrating what happens when someone gets mediaeval on yo adge...
We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS!
Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.