Stars Who We Wish Had Been Born With The First Name Arsene

Richard Gere

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 2: Arsene Wenger, Arsenal

The Adge Files

Aware that our team of paranormal facial hair investigators are hot on their trail, Dave Grohl's sideburns make a failed attempt to hide under his chin...

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Ubiquitous In The Eighties But Are Rarely Spoken Of Today

Nouvelle cuisine
Guitar synths
Richard Clayderman
Piemontello wine
Jacking as a style of dance
Maria Whittaker
Sun-in
Glenn Medeiros
Deelie boppers
Using 'bonking' as a euphemism for sex

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 1: Paul Lambert, Norwich:

Celebrity Maths

Jared Leto + Steve Carell = Jason Schwartzman in Bored To Death

The Monday List

Ten More Completely Unnecessary Remakes Of Classic Films

War Of The Worlds
Father Of The Bride
Hallowe'en
The Out-of-towners
The Parent Trap
The Wicker Man
Hairspray
Planet Of The Apes
Doctor Doolittle
The Stepford Wives