Rock Stars Who Look Like They've Just Sat On Something Sharp

No 1: Dave Mustaine, Megadeth

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Ubiquitous In The Nineties But Are Rarely Spoken Of Today

B*Witched
Charlie Dimmock
Floppy discs
Dorothy David's 'Dot' cartoons
Line dancing
Tamagotchis
Beverley Craven
This Life
Magic Eye pictures
Riot Grrrl

Amazing Lookalikes

Bob Mortimer as "John Craven" and Julian Assange. Not that we're suggesting that Mr Assange asked the lady in the picture to show him her bottom before talking like a dalek.

The Monday List

Ten Place Names That Always Raise A Cheap Laugh In A Sitcom

Billericay
Rotherham
The Mumbles
Bognor Regis
Newport Pagnall
Barnsley
Sidcup
Braintree
Tunbridge Wells
Grimsby

Amazing Lookalikes!

The Apprentice boardroom casualty Zoe Beresford and John Sykes out of Tygers Of Pan Tang and Whitesnake

She did go to Paris, but by Eurostar, not air. And we're not sure SirLordAlanSugar would approve of "find a rich daddy's girl, use my body to twist her mind, steal her money and leave her behind" as a business strategy.

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of With Wimbledon

Punnets of three strawberries costing a fiver
High pitched, orgasmic grunting after every point, especially from the male players
Speeded-up shots of ground staff pulling the covers on to Centre Court
Cliff Richard providing the entertainment when rain stops play
Cutaway shots of minor celebs in the Royal Box
Cutaway shots of the hot girlfriend of someone ranked 142 in the world
Gurning crowds waving to the camera from Henman Hill
People who predict Andy Murray will choke in the semis
People who predict Andy Murray won't choke in the semis
Boris chuffing Becker

Judy Murray Is Very Disappointed In You