WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

Gavin Henson in the trailer for The Bachelor.

With his sub-Bo Derek acting ability and risible "Hopkirk Deceased does a budget tampon commercial" garb, he once again BRINGS SHAME ON WALES.

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Own Racehorses

Steven Spielberg
Michael Owen
Roy Wood
Burt Bacharach
Martin Clunes
William Shatner
Andrew Lloyd-Webber
Roy 'Chubby' Brown
Sir Alex Ferguson
Liz Hurley

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate 'Foreign' Accents

Mary Reilly (Julia Roberts, Mary Reilly) - Irish
Danny Archer (Leonardo Di Caprio, Blood Diamond) - South African
Mrs Doubtfire (Robin Williams, Mrs Doubtfire) - Scottish
Ryan Gaerity (Tommy Lee Jones, Blown Away) - Irish
Vicki Fowler (Scarlett Johnson, EastEnders) - American
Heinrich Harrer (Brad Pitt, Seven Years In Tibet) - Austrian
Joseph Donnelly (Tom Cruise, Far And Away) - Irish
Peri Brown (Nicola Bryant, Dr Who) - American
Groundskeeper Willie (Dan Castellanata, The Simpsons) - Scottish
Kobayashi (Pete Postlethwaite, The Usual Suspects) - your guess is as good as ours

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 5: Nigel Adkins, Southampton

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate English Accents

Bert (Dick Van Dyke, Mary Poppins)
Pete Dunham (Charlie Hunnam, Green Street)
Simon Moon (Anthony La Paglia, Frasier)
Spike (James Marsters, Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Robin Hood (Russell Crowe, Robin Hood)
Lamia (Michelle Collins, Stardust)
Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula)
Basher Tarr (Don Cheadle, Ocean's Eleven)
Joe Elliott (Orlando Seale, Hysteria: The Def Leppard Story), with honorable mentions to anyone else playing any member of the band
Emma Morley (Anne Hathaway, One Day)

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate Names

David Jason (Jeff Goldblum, Deep Cover)
Sarah Harding (Julianne Moore, Jurassic Park: The Lost World)
Tom Baker (Steve Martin, Cheaper By The Dozen)
Brian Moore (Andrew Airlie, The 4400)
Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, Two And A Half Men)
Jesse Wallace (Ethan Hawke, Before Sunrise/Sunset)
Ray Reardon (James Spader, Dream Lover)
Jon Snow (Kit Harington, Game Of Thrones)
Danny Baker (Cheyenne Jackson, 30 Rock)
Carl Palmer (Bob Mortimer, Catterick)

Football Managers Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 6: Pia Sundhage, USA