Planet Sad Does Chinese New Year!

Happy Year Of The Snake, everyone! (Although he's already looking like he's very disappointed in us.)

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Nurses

I Am Not A Vampire - Falling In Reverse
Country House - Blur
Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters
The Way You Love Me - Faith Hill
Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
Sorry For Party Rocking - LMFAO
It Never Ends - Bring Me The Horizon
Bleed Like Me - Garbage
What's My Age Again? - Blink 18

Meanwhile, In Bruges...

'OK, Colin, so we've had a couple of fist-fights, had a run in with a dwarf, driven Ralph Fiennes into a murderous frenzy and used the f-word 479 times. Shall we go and buy a pair of chocolate tits to cheer ourselves up?'

The Monday List

Ten Belgian Beers With Religious-themed Names

Duvel (Devil)
Agnus Dei
Judas
Verboden Vrucht (Forbidden Fruit)
Satan
Moeder Overste (Mother Superior)
Pater Noster
Lucifer
Joseph
Zonderik (Sinner)

Meanwhile, On The Set Of Movie 43...

'Sorry, Gerard, but this tape's not coming off until you promise not to make any more duff romantic comedies with Jennifer Aniston.'

The Adge Files - Les Miserables Edition

First eager young French revolutionary: 'Times are hard, mon brave. The peasants are starving, Anne Hathaway's just flogged her last remaining molars to buy a mouldy loaf, and I'm having awful problems holding that high C before the rallentando. What can we do to help our people be free from this terrible oppression?'
Second eager French revolutionary: 'Huh, you think you've got problems? When they transfer the production to the West End, I'm going to be played that blond, weaselly one out of S Club 7....'

The Monday List

Ten Channels On Your Sky EPG You'll Never Actually Watch

Travel Channel +1
Horse and Country
Klear TV
Showcase
My Channel
Luxury Life
Diverse
BuzMuzik
Propellor
Eurosport 2