A Sad Week For Adge

First, we lose Ray Manzarek out of The Doors, whose services to twiddly intros were equalled only by his services to the art of ADGE.

Then, just one day later, we hear that Trevor Bolder – Spiders From Mars bassist and one-time owner of quite possibly the most spectacular sidies in history – is gone.


Rest in peace, gentlemen – Planet Sad salutes you.

Amazing Anthropomorphic Lookalikes

Have fun picking your own caption!
A. Humpday* hardman hamster!
B. Sexy beasts!
C. Who's the daddy?
D. It's a hamster that looks a bit like Ray Winstone.
*We promise never to use the word "humpday" again.

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On Daytime TV

People desperately trying to make a profit on antiques
Shows telling you you're paying too much for your electricity and gas providers
Anything involving cowboy builders
Carol McGiffin repeatedly reminding everyone she's got a toyboy fiance
People desperately trying to make a profit on repossessed houses
Thousand-year-old repeats of Only Fools and HorsesCelebrity cook-offs
Whiny ouples agonising over relocating to Australia
People desperately trying to make a profit on reuniting someone with their inheritance
David chuffing Dickinson

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 9: Madonna hopes her confidence that she won't be the most ludicrously dressed person at School Disco isn't misplaced

Presidents Who Sound Like Jim Carrey Movies – No1 In A Series Of… Oooh, Can You Guess?

Goodluck Jonathan

The Monday List

Ten More Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Stupid Jetpack Hitlers
The Sissy Villains
The Spin-Off Babies
The Chatty Hairdressers
The Oddball Doppelgangers
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
The Royals Who Actually Do Something
The Bash Brothers
The Nubile Savages (in your face, Lizzies!)
The Elite Mooks

The Monday List

Ten Words And Phrases People Need To Stop Using On Internet Comment Threads

First
Sheeple
This!
FTW
Cool story, bro
What about the menz?
Butthurt
Haters gonna hate
tl;dr
The Daily Heil