The Monday List

The Next Ten Series Of American Horror Story, Probably
American Horror Story: Foreclosure
American Horror Story: Wal-mart
American Horror Story: Traffic Jam
American Horror Story: Obesity
American Horror Story: Miami
American Horror Story: Spartacus
American Horror Story: 2 Horror 2 Story
American Horror Story: Sharknado
American Horror Story: Electric Boogaloo
American Horror Story: Kardashians

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Look Like They Cut Their Own Hair
Ann Widdicombe
Rickie Lambert
Shia LeBeouf
Bob Geldof
Miley Cyrus
Boris Johnson
Adrian Chiles
Gerry Francis
Kristen Stewart
Jeremy Clarkson

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Dwarves
To The Hilt - Die Krupps
Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell
Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith
Man Overboard - Blink 182
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
All I Want Is You - U2
The Whole World - Outkast
The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
Call of the Wild - Deep Purple
Beatfreakz - Somebody's Watching Me

The Monday List

The Ten Most Manly Craig McLachlan Character Names - No, Seriously...
The Whip
Ed Russell
Dutch Holland
Steve McNamara
Jack Skidder
Clifford Bosworth
Kane Morgan
Stuart Diver
Hayden Bradley
Grant Mitchell (not that Grant Mitchell)

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In Music Videos
Bands singing while walking down the street accompanied by a growing gaggle of fans
Liquid flying up when the drummer hits their snare drum/cymbal
A number of female crotches gyrating towards the camera that is inversely proportional to the quality of the song in question
Faceless Swedish DJs performing to a crowd in a venue the size of an aircraft hangar
Amy Lee out of Evanescence singing underwater with her mascara all smeared
Bands performing in the middle of the Nevada desert for no apparent reason
People walking/dancing/driving around in cars in slow motion
Acting cameos by Stephen Graham
Lens flare
Robin chuffing Thicke

Great Random Moments In Fashion History - Revisited

Perez Hilton and his shower cap leave the Big Brother house in defeat:

Amazing 'Stay Hubble' Lookalikes!

Yes, it’s... P.J. Boudousqué out of Ascension (shut up, some of us watched it) and England cricketer Stuart Broad. Mind you, if Broad really did believe he’d been on board a spaceship from the 1960s it would explain some of his recent bowling…