The Adge Files

Historical naval epics are compelled by law to teem with extravagant facial hair, and to prove it, here's Paul Bettany being outacted by his Adge in Master And Commander: Far Side Of The World. (And yes, we are just being catty because they never made a sequel. Here at Sad Towers we have a fondness for a good salty tar...)

The Monday List

Ten People With Unnecessary Punctuation In Their Names
Ke$ha
Je'Caryous Johnson
India.arie
Mo'Nique
will.i.am
P!nk
Des'Ree
?uestlove
Elliot S! Maggin
Travi$ Scott

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 22: Madonna realises she hasn't been featured on Planet Sad looking daft for ages, so turns up at the Grammys looking daft...

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

This is either Sean Penn being ridiculously manly in a film still from The Gunman or his reaction to the news that Madonna fell down some steps at the Brits and did herself a mischief. You decide.

The Monday List

Ten Films That Have A Lot More Sequels Than You'd Expect
Hellraiser
Home Alone
Puppet Master
Air Bud
The Devil in Miss Jones
The Amityville Horror
The Howling
Children of the Corn
Black Emmanuelle
Beethoven

Christopher Walken Is Very Disappointed In You

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 4: Elvis (fried squirrel and peanut butter sandwich not pictured)