The Monday List

The Not At All Cliched Return Of Ten Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Fighting Narcissists
The Apron Matrons
The Drunken Sailors
The Gratuitous Animal Sidekicks
The Useless Boyfriends
The Green-skinned Space Babes
The Innocent Bystanders
The Tiny Schoolboys
The Obi-Wannabes
The Mary Sues

These Dogues de Bordeaux…

…are very disappointed in you.

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Music Videos That Are Homages To Classic Films
Sunday Morning Call - Oasis (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)
Love's Great Adventure - Ultravox (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
Rush Rush - Paula Abdul (Rebel Without A Cause)
In Too Deep - Belinda Carlisle (La Dolce Vita)
Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold (Jacob's Ladder)
To The End - Blur (Last Year At Marienbad)
Best Of Me - The Starting Line (Say Anything...)
Mr Brightside - The Killers (Moulin Rouge)
Everlong - Foo Fighters (The Evil Dead)
Fancy - Iggy Azalea (Clueless)

The Monday List

Ten More Albums That Need To Be Performed Live In Their Entirety
Winifred Atwell Plays A Further Fifty All Time Favourites
Railroad Sounds Steam and Diesel
Keep Fit With Eileen Fowler
Bob The Builder: The Album
Art Of Love - The Kama Sutra
A Field Guide To The Bird Songs Of Britain And Europe - An Introductory Selection
The Fruity Bits Of Ivor Biggun
Crazy Frog Presents More Crazy Hits
Christmas With Colonel Sanders
Facial Exercises For Beauty, Glamour And Personality

The Monday List

Ten Young Adult Franchises That Sound Like Band Names
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
The Mortal Instruments
Everworld
House Of Night
Chrystal Falls
His Dark Materials
Cirque du Freak
Monster Blood Tattoo
The Joshua Files
Balefire

The Monday List

Ten Films That Surprisingly Have Their Own Board Game

Dawn Of The Dead
Escape From New York
300
Alien
Congo
Small Soldiers
Beowulf
Dune
Waterworld
The Mask

Once upon a time, there was a little birdie…

…who looked like Henry Rollins.