The Monday List

The Ten Most Manly Jason Statham Character Names

Lee Christmas (The Expendables)
Jericho Butler (Ghosts of Mars)
Chev Chelios (Crank)
Deckard Shaw (Fast & Furious 7)
Phil Broker (Homefront)
Jensen Ames (Death Race)
Terry Leather (The Bank Job)
Frank Martin (The Transporter)
Evan Funsch (The One)
Nick Wild (Wild Card)

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 13: Either Nelson Mandela or a South African dinner lady...

Today's Young, Thin Alec Baldwin Moment

With great hotness comes great shirt moustache...

The Monday List

Ten More Of Roger The Alien Out Of American Dad's Best Persona Names

LeVar Crush
Sholanda Dykes
Applebee McFridays
Horse Renoir
Luke Fondelberg
Madelyn Carpal-Tunnel
Twill Ongebone
Roy Rogers McFreely
Abigail Lemonparty
Demitri Krotchliknioff

The Adge Files – Ross Kananga

Ross was Roger Moore's stunt double for the iconic croc-hopping scene in Live And Let Die, and he ended up getting 193 stitches in the process. Sadly, he's no longer with us – he survived an attack by 'Satan', one of his pet black leopards, only to die of cardiac arrest at the age of just 32, while spear-fishing in the Everglades. But in this ever-changing world in which we live in, at least one thing remains constant – our admiration for his magnificent ADGE. We like to imagine that those MANLY sidies are still at large in the wilds of Florida today, feeding off UNENDANGERED SPECIES but maybe clogging up the fan of the occasional airboat for shits and giggles. Then emerging from the blades unscathed, because of course they bloody would.

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Ten More Musicians/Bands Who Are Mentioned In Other Bands' Lyrics

Mr Mister (Hey Soul Sister, Train)
Iron Maiden (Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus)
James Brown (Genius of Love, Tom Tom Club)
Shangri-Las (R.O.C.K. In The USA, John Cougar Mellencamp)
Lou Rawls (Sweet Soul Music, Arthur Conley)
Aretha Franklin (Tribute, Pasadenas)
Marilyn Manson (You Get What You Give, The New Radicals)
Buddy Holly (Reasons To Be Cheerful (Part Three), Ian Dury and the Blockheads)
Frank Zappa (Smoke On The Water, Deep Purple)
Benny Goodman (If It Makes You Happy, Sheryl Crow)

The Monday List

Ten Animals That Have Their Own Twitter Feeds

Len, the Redchurch Brewery Cat
The Horniman Museum Walrus
Clyde the turtle out of Elementary
Boo the Alpaca
Gladys and Pixie, Brix Smith Start's pugs
The Bronx Zoo's cobra
Grumpy Cat
The Aflac Duck
Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund
Charlie Guinea Pig