Monday, 15 June 2020

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Sequels To Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector

Larry The Cable Guy: Opthalmic Optician
Larry The Cable Guy: MacOS Developer
Larry The Cable Guy: Shelf Stacker for Lidl
Larry The Cable Guy: Regional Sales Manager
Larry The Cable Guy: Early Years Primary Teacher
Larry The Cable Guy: Trainee Recruitment Consultant
Larry The Cable Guy: Photocopier Field Service Engineer
Larry The Cable Guy: Mastic Asphalt Spreader
Larry The Cable Guy: First Violin For The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Larry The Cable Guy: Director General of the BBC

Monday, 8 June 2020

The Monday List

Even Better In The Extended 12-inch Version , It's Ten More Songs From Acts You've Never Heard Of Before Since Or During

I Remember Elvis Presley - Danny Mirror
A Night In New York - Elbow Bones and the Racketeers
Soul Train - Swan's Way
Feels Like HeavenFiction Factory 
Somebody Help Me OutBeggar & Co
Life Is Life - Opus
You've Got To Be A HustlerSue Wilkinson
Skiing In The SnowWigan's Ovation
You'll Never KnowHi Gloss
Black Is Black - La Belle Epoque

Monday, 1 June 2020

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Celine Dion Edition

All By Myself, Celine Dion
Open Arms, Celine Dion
The Power Of Love, Celine Dion
(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman, Celine Dion
The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, Celine Dion
At Seventeen, Celine Dion
River Deep, Mountain High, Celine Dion
Here, There and Everywhere, Celine Dion
Alone, Celine Dion
The Show Must Go On, Celine Dion

Monday, 25 May 2020

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Big Cats

She's Got Claws - Gary Numan
Like a Virgin - Madonna
Maneater - Hall and Oates
Dancing In The City - Marshall Hain
Centuries - Fall Out Boy
This Is War - 30 Seconds To Mars
Island In The Sun - Weezer
Valerie - Zutons
Prince Charming - Adam & The Ants
Gucci Gang - Lil Pump

Monday, 18 May 2020

The Monday List

Ten Films That Have Scenes Shot In Venice, Just Because They Can

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
One Chance
The 15:17 To Paris
Casino Royale
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Only You
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Everyone Says I Love You
From Russia With Love
La Femme Nikita

Monday, 11 May 2020

The Monday List

Ten Movies Where Someone Gets Hit By A Bus

Final Destination
Mean Girls
Scary Movie 4
Ghost Town
Fatal Instinct
Stranger Than Fiction
Little Nicky
End of Days
Bubble Boy
Cabin Fever 2

Monday, 4 May 2020

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Ubiquitous In The Noughties But Are Rarely Spoken Of Today

Nuts magazine
Friends Reunited
Von Dutch hats
Sarah Palin
What Not To Wear
Mathmos lamps
LOLcats
Puke-pink Juicy Couture velour tracksuits
Daniel Bedingfield
Desperate Housewives