The Adge Files

 

Continuing our ongoing investigation into sideburns from another realm, we find the late Monte Hellman, responsible for directing such classics as Two-Lane Blacktop and, er, Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!. We'll forgive him any number of straight-to-video nonsense simply for directing his facial hair into this wonderful assembly...

The Monday List

And They've All Been In The Mousetrap - Yes, It's A Further Ten Place Names That Sound Like Old Actors

Egerton Forstal
Pluckley Thorne
Boughton Monchelsea
Stelling Minnis
Romney Street
Sutton Valence
Cowden Pound
Sheldwich Lees
Westfield Sole
Horton Kirby

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Couples You'd Probably Completely Forgotten About - Naomi Campbell edition

Naomi Campbell and Usher
Naomi Campbell and Leonardo DiCaprio
Naomi Campbell and Tommy Lee out of Mötley Crüe
Naomi Campbell and Mike Tyson
Naomi Campbell and Joaquín Cortés
Naomi Campbell and Eric Clapton
Naomi Campbell and Sylvester Stallone
Naomi Campbell and Prince Albert of Monaco
Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne out of One Direction
Naomi Campbell and Sean 'Diddy' Combs

The Monday List

Ten TV Shows You Completely Forgot Had Their Own Video Game

Grange Hill

The Sopranos

Celebrity Deathmatch

Airwolf

Little Britain

Mastermind

Starsky & Hutch

Allo! Allo!

World's Scariest Police Chases

The Young Ones

The Monday List

Ten Films So Bad They Were Directed By Alan Smithee

Smoke n Lightning

Woman Wanted

Ghost Fever

The Shrimp On The Barbie

Bloodsucking Pharoahs In Pittsburgh

Hellraiser IV: Bloodline

I Love N.Y.

Gypsy Angels

Appointment With Fear

Stitches

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos Set In A Theatre

Poison Arrow, ABC

Josephine, Chris Rea

Love Scenes, Beverley Craven

Read 'Em And Weep, Barry Manilow

A New Flame, Simply Red

Black Swan, BTS

Things Can Only Get Better, Howard Jones

A Kind Of Magic, Queen

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummies

I'll Be Satisfied, Shakin' Stevens

The Monday List

The Popcorn-tastic Return Of Ten Fake Movies From We Hate Movies We Really Want To Watch

Gangsters And Aliens

Jurassic Fargo

National Lampoon's Senior Hospice

Zero C.H.U.D. Thirty

We Blew Up A Zoo

Dog Van Helsing

E.T. 2: Tim The Alien

Fat University

Jenna Jameson: Capoiera Master

Get Out But Gay