Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 5: John Wetton, Asia 

 

The Monday List

The Ten Most Overused Pieces Of Background Music
Sweet Disposition, Temper Trap
Requiem For A Tower, Movement 4, Corner Stone Cues
You've Got The Love, Florence + The Machine
Got To Be Real, Cheryl Lynn
Hoppipolla, Sigur Ros
God Put A Smile On Your Face, Mark Ronson
Fire, Kasabian
Palladio, Escala
Here Come The Girls, Sugababes
Barber's Adagio For Strings, William Orbit

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 4: David Coverdale, Whitesnake

The Monday List

Ten People Who Could Start A Fight In An Empty House
Oliver Reed
Richard Harris
Eric Cantona
Peter O’Toole
Courtney Love
Sebastian Bach
Spencer Pratt 

 















Robbie Savage
Roy Keane
Kanye West

Quotes Of The Day

"Yeaaaaaaahhhh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha HARGH!"

(Please refer to Prime Mover by Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction, about 43 seconds in, for approximate pronunciation.)

– Count Byron Titfer, on being told that the sad death of Peter Steele puts him in the running for the title of World's Most Giant Goth.

"Chiz."

– Count Byron Titfer, on being asked to remove his headgear and New Rocks prior to the height-measuring ceremony.

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 3, Van Morrison:

The Monday List

Ten Completely Unnecessary Cover Versions
1) American Pie, Madonna
2) Ride Like The Wind, Saxon
3) Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, William Shatner
4) 911 Is A Joke, Duran Duran
5) Just Can't Get Enough, The Saturdays
6) Mad World, Gary Jules
7) Bring Me To Life, Katherine Jenkins
8) Happy Talk, Captain Sensible
9) Comfortably Numb, Scissor Sisters
10) Don't Stop Believin', the cast of Glee