The Monday List

Ten Costumes You’ll Inevitably See At Least One Bloke Wearing At A Fancy-Dress Party

The Terminator (complete with tinfoil stuck to his face)
Captain Jack Sparrow
Braveheart
Ali G
Borat in his lime-green mankini
Little Bo Peep
A 118 bloke – particularly tragic if he’s on his own, not half of a pair
Freddie Mercury from the I Want To Break Free video
A Jedi knight, with a chocolate-brown Slanket as his robe 
One of the Village People (NB, it’s guaranteed that if a bunch of mates agree to dress as the Village People, at least two will turn up in the same costume. Usually because someone doesn’t want – or desperately wants – to be the Leather Daddy.)

Blokes Whose Names Sound Like A Business Partnership Between Two Famous Women Called Penny

No1 in a series of… Hmm, we wonder…

Marshall Lancaster

Obligatory speculation on the "Chashley" divorce!

Is it because he's having it off with Sarah Palin?

The Monday List

Ten Cover Versions That Are Better Than The Original
Smooth Criminal, Alien Ant Farm
One Vision, Laibach
Because The Night, Patti Smith
Hurt, Johnny Cash
Tainted Love, Soft Cell
Supernaut, 1000 Homo DJs
Cinnamon Girl, Type O Negative
Isolation, Therapy?
Word Up, Gun
Go West, Pet Shop Boys

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities Who Look Like Potatoes

Ian Hislop
Kenny Jackett
Mel Smith
Judy Finnegan
Tom Hanks
Phil Collins
Jimmy Page
Karren Brady
Ian MacNeice
Jonathan Meades

Pub Chain Owners Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 (and if anyone finds any more, we'll be impressed): Tim Martin, JD Wetherspoon

The Monday List

The Ten Skinniest Men In Rock
Chris Robinson, The Black Crowes
Trent Reznor
Dave Sharp, The Alarm
Huw Lloyd-Langton
Steve Howe
Angus Young
Johnny Borrell
Iggy Pop
Bobby Gillespie
Justin Hawkins