Come On Andy Murray!

This message of support is brought to you by the Scottish Jimmy Wig manufacturing industry, who you are single-handedly keeping in business these days.

 

Amazing 'Token World Cup' Lookalikes!

Comedian Dominic Holland and England manager Fabio Capello

One earns a lot more than he probably should for doing what he does and has a fractured command of the English language. And the other one is Fabio Capello.

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Look Like Nightclub Bouncers

Steve McFadden
Frank Bruno
Buster Bloodvessel
Ving Rhames
Brian Glover
Carl Cox
Marco Pirroni
Bob Crow
Dom Littlewood
Grizz Chapman

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters With Footballers' Names
 
Danny Wilson (Frank Sinatra, Meet Danny Wilson)
Paul Robinson (Stefan Dennis, Neighbours)
David Platt (Jack P Shepherd, Coronation Street)
Sean Devine (Kevin Bacon, Mystic River)
Robert Green (Alec Baldwin, The Edge)
Michael Dawson (Harold Perrineau, Lost)
Alan Smith (Peter Sarsgaard, Rendition)
Jimmy Quinn (Michael Moriarty, Q - The Winged Serpent)
Richard Wright (James Remar, Sex And The City)
Peter Jackson (Tristan Sturrock, Menace)

Tuft Love

Planet Sad can exclusively reveal that, following Christine 'too much gum' Bleakley's defection to the GMTV sofa, another BBC superstar is set to join her. Yes, that tuft at the front of Alan Shearer's hair has finally decided to detach and go solo, working on the theory that, to be honest, it has more personality than Ben Shepherd. Details of the contract are yet to be formally released, but it's rumoured the tuft will be on £1.4 million and three crates of Tresemmé finishing spray a year.
Mr Shearer himself was unavailable for comment, but we understand that on his return to England from South Africa, his first official engagement minus tuft will be to visit the children's ward at Newcastle General Hospital, where he will be talking the patients into a coma... 

 Must stay awake... Must not close eyes...

Jared Leto Looks Like A Cock

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The Monday Liszt

Franz Liszt
Composer and sort-of Father Ted Crilly lookeylikey.