Get Up, I Feel Like Being An Amazing Lookalike!

James LaBrie, lead singer of Dream Theater and Sex Machine, of From Dusk Till Dawn. Only one of these men has a gun built into his trouser crotch - as far as we know...

The Monday List

Ten Films/TV Shows Whose Title Is The Most Interesting Thing About Them

Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Dog Borstal
Badly Dubbed Porn
Hell Comes To Frogtown
101 Things Removed From The Human Body
World Famous For Dicking Around
Hot Tub Time Machine
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death
Farm Of Fussy Eaters
Hobo With A Shotgun

Rock Stars Who Look Like They've Just Sat On Something Sharp

No 2: Rudy Schenker, Scorpions

Amazing 'Resign Yourself To This, Peter' Lookalikes

Very recently departed Bradford manager, Peter Jackson, and Asia frontman John Wetton. Heat of the moment decision to quit, eh, Peter?

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities Who Own Restaurants

Dan Aykroyd
Lee Dixon
Jennifer Lopez
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eva Longoria
Julian Lennon
Alice Cooper
Gladys Knight
Jamie Carragher
Robert De Niro

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 6: Sven Goran Eriksson, Leicester

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

Gavin Henson in the trailer for The Bachelor.

With his sub-Bo Derek acting ability and risible "Hopkirk Deceased does a budget tampon commercial" garb, he once again BRINGS SHAME ON WALES.