The Monday List

Aargh, It's Ten More Unnecessary Cover Versions
Can't Help Falling In Love - UB40
Gangsta's Paradise - Falling In Reverse
Let's Go Round Again - Louise
Ev'ry Time We Say Goodbye - Simply Red
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Linda Clifford
People Get Ready - Rod Stewart
I'll Stand By You - Girls Aloud
Don't Rain on My Parade - Japan
Alone - Kim Sozzi
Against All Odds - Westlife and Mariah Carey

The Monday List

Ten Singles By Soap Stars You've Probably Completely Forgotten About
Good Thing Going - Sid Owen
Don't It Make You Feel Good? - Stefan Dennis
I Breathe Again - Adam Rickitt
Looking Up - Michelle Gayle
Mona - Craig McLachlan
Every Loser Wins - Nick Berry
Just This Side Of Love - Malandra Burrows
Perfect Moment - Martine McCutcheon
Happenin' All Over Again - Tracy Shaw
Something Out Of Nothing - Paul Medford & Letitia Dean

The Monday List

Ten Signs Your Neighbourhood Is Being Gentrified
Increased sightings of men sporting Victorian parson beards and man buns
Estate agents begin adding 'Village' to the name of the area in their listings
Vagrants stop drinking Night Nurse, start drinking Nuits St George
Local ducks turn their beaks up at anything but artisan sourdough bread
Food bank is supplied by Fortnum and Mason
Yummy Mummies are spotted pushing the miniature armoured vehicles they class as prams
The 311th coffee shop opens on the high street
Pizzas and hot dogs are being sold as 'street food'
When pubs close down they're turned into luxury apartments rather than a betting shop
Everybody you know is moaning that your neighbourhood is being chuffing gentrified

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 3: And now we finally realise why they're called the Cold-stream Guards:

 

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Monkeys
Where's Your Head At? - Basement Jaxx
Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
Public Enemy No 1 - Megadeth
Shock the Monkey - Peter Gabriel
Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
Lucky You - Lightning Seeds
Roar - Katy Perry
On Top Of The World - Imagine Dragons
Liberian Girl - Michael Jackson

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Think of a Jason Statham film - go on, it doesn't really matter which one. They're all ridiculously manly, even Gnomeo and Juliet. We think this is one of the Transporter movies but we weren't paying attention. All we know is that wherever Jase is to be found single-handedly beating up 18 bad guys at the same time, he will be doing so shirtless and oiled up in a garage. And that's why he can never work for Kwik-fit again...

Russell Crowe Is Very Disappointed In You