Amazing "You weren't really shit, but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham" Lookalikes!

Yes, it's recently sacked Watford manager, Marco Silva, and Colin Farrell. We like to think they're both walking round Bruges, musing on the unfairness of live and their inability to buy any decent chocolate tits...

The Monday List

Ten People Who've Got The Documentary Voiceover Market All Sewn Up

Bill Paterson
Doon MacKichan
Liza Tarbuck
Iain Glen
Jason Done
Philip Glenister
Julian Barratt
Russell Tovey
Lesley Sharp
Shaun Dooley

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 19: Every Frenchman ever. Bouf! Houpla!

The Monday List

Ten More Rejected Ideas For The Next Lego Movie

Last Tango In Lego
Lego Jason v Freddie
The Lego Bridge Over The River Kwai
Inglorious Lego Basterds
The Girl With The Lego Tattoo
I Am Lego Sam
Lego Emmanuelle
I Spit On Your Lego Grave
No Country For Old Lego Men
Lego Malcolm X

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Nuns

Paradise - Coldplay
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy
Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard
Drown - Bring Me The Horizon
Play Ball - AC/DC
Look At Me - Geri Halliwell
Howlin' At The Moon - The Ramones
Alejandro - Lady Gaga
Personal Jesus - Marilyn Manson
Like To Get To Know You Well - Howard Jones

The Monday List

Ten Musicians Whose Stage Names Are Really Bad Puns

Perry Farrell
Vaughn Toulouse
Lee Ving
Layzie Bone
Jet Black
Johnny Marr
Ray Zell
Flo Rida
Ginuwine
Ludacris

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

12 Strong: Look, ladies. It's Chris Hemsworth. On a horse. You're welcome.