The Monday List

Ten More Fake Movies From We Hate Movies We Really Want To Watch

Another Schindler's List
Hitlergeist
Tales From The Crypt Presents Garbagefest
Night At The Museum: Oh My God, A Dragon!
Uwe Boll's Chaincopter
The Madness Of King Ralph
City Slickers 2: The Legend Of Curly's Wife
Lara Croft: Boob Raider
Stephen Sajdak in Condoms On Christmas
Expendables 4: Still Fat

The Monday List

Ten Films That Were Supposed To Have A Sequel But Never Did

The Shadow
A-Team
John Carter
Eragon
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World
Green Lantern
The Golden Compass
Lost In Space
Super Mario Bros.
Godzilla

The Monday List

By Jove, Old Bean! The Ten Most Cliched Stock Images Of London

A woman standing on Westminster Bridge with the Houses of Parliament in the background
The bell tower everyone thinks is called Big Ben, but it isn't
A row of red telephone boxes, strangely without any "tarts' cards" visible on the windows
A night time street scene with light trails to suggest London is always on the move
Those sky scraper office blocks in the City that all have ridiculous names like The Walkie-Talkie, The Cheese Grater, and Deric
Buckingham Palace, the Queen not pictured
A Routemaster bus driving around Piccadilly Circus
The London Eye
The London Eye, but at night
Nelson's chuffing Column

The Monday List

The Long Overdue Return Of Ten Place Names That Sound Like Old Actors

Buckland Dinham
Upton Scudamore
Peasdown St John
Chewton Keynsham
Norton Bavant
Hinton Charterhouse
Farleigh Hungerford
Stanton Drew
Compton Dando
Marston Bigot

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Food Fights

Fight For Your Right (To Party) - Beastie Boys
Ready To Run - Dixie Chicks
Everybody's Gone To War - Nerina Pallot
Sing - Travis
Kiwi - Harry Styles
Love Is Gone - David Guetta
Let's Go For Tonight - Foxes
Hot And Cold - Ex Hex
Buckle - We Are Scientists
Sunday Morning - No Doubt

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities You Probably Completely Forgot Made An Album

Steven Seagal
Lindsay Lohan
Kevin Costner
Carl Lewis
Ann-Margret
Leonard Nimoy
Scarlett Johansson
Scott Baio
Anthony Hopkins
Heidi Montag

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 19: Alan Cumming, obviously having killed time before strutting the red carpet by sticking his legs in a pot of John Innes No 3 compost...