Ten Cliches From Every 1980s Music Video
A light bulb exploding
Lengths of chain link fence
Glorious perms styled with enough hairspray to annihilate the ozone layer
The band's lead singer emoting to his indifferent supermodel 'girlfriend'
Clock faces and other random objects floating across the screen
Sheer net curtains billowing
Women with legs up to their armpits writhing around on sports cars
Arms emerging from walls to grab at people
A calendar with the days going by at high speed
Dancers wearing nothing but exotic body paint
