The Monday List

Ten Categories You'll Always Find On Your YouTube Recommendations

ASMR ambience rooms

Tribal people eating junk food for the first time

'Life hacks' that don't actually hack anything

Football highlights from every team but the one you support

Somebody endlessly playing Fortnite

Bland American teenagers eating foreign food for the first time

Cats falling off stuff

Film nerds nitpicking popular movies just because they can

'Secret places tourists don't know about' that are so secret you've visited them already

Gordon chuffing Ramsay

The Monday List

Get Your Face Put Back By Ten More Gang Names Taken From TV Tropes.org We'd Like To See In A Remake Of The Warriors

The Naughty Nuns

The Jaded Washouts

The Bumbling Dads

The Apathetic Clerks

The Defrosting Ice Queens

The Royal Brats

The Eerie Pale-skinned Brunettes

The Unlucky Everydudes

The Pregnant Hostages

The Lemming Cops

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Guess What, It's Another Ten Artists In Other Artists' Lyrics

Hank Williams - I'm Gonna Get Drunk And Play Hank Williams, Hank Williams Jr.

Aretha Franklin - Hey Nineteen, Steely Dan

Disco Tex and the Sexolettes - Invasion Hit Parade, Elvis Costello

The Rolling Stones - Where Do You Go To My Lovely?, Peter Sarstedt

Fab 5 Freddy - Rapture, Blondie

Prince - The Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang

Right Said Fred - The Ruler's Back, Jay-Z

Kym Mazelle - Hello, The Beloved

Roy Orbison - Thunder Road, Bruce Springsteen

Jay-Z - Party In The USA, Miley Cyrus

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - The Puppini Sisters Edition

Heart Of Glass, The Puppini Sisters,

Crazy In Love, The Puppini Sisters

Panic, The Puppini Sisters

Walk Like An Egyptian, The Puppini Sisters,

Girls Just Want To Have Fun, The Puppini Sisters

Shallow, The Puppini Sisters

I Will Survive, The Puppini Sisters

Wuthering Heights, The Puppini Sisters

Could It Be Magic, The Puppini Sisters

Grace Kelly, The Puppini Sisters

The Monday List

Ten Cliches From Every 1980s Music Video

A light bulb exploding

Lengths of chain link fence

Glorious perms styled with enough hairspray to annihilate the ozone layer

The band's lead singer emoting to his indifferent supermodel 'girlfriend'

Clock faces and other random objects floating across the screen

Sheer net curtains billowing 

Women with legs up to their armpits writhing around on sports cars

Arms emerging from walls to grab at people

A calendar with the days going by at high speed

Dancers wearing nothing but exotic body paint

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Now That's What I Call The Return Of Ten Songs By Artists You've Never Heard Of Before Since Or During

Levert - Casanova

Shinehead - Jamaican in New York

Susan Cadogan - Hurts So Good

Alex Party - Don't Give Me Your Life

It's Immaterial - Driving Away From Home

Taja Sevelle - Love Is Contagious

Blue Mercedes - I Want To Be Your Property

The First Class - Beach Baby

Young & Company - I Like (What You're Doing To Me)

The Monday List

The Massively Overblown, Three-Octave Range Return Of Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Celine Dion Edition 

What A Wonderful World, Celine Dion

I Drove All Night, Celine Dion

Over The Rainbow, Celine Dion

What A Feeling (Flashdance), Celine Dion

Up Where We Belong, Celine Dion and Paul Baillargeon

I Wish, Celine Dion

When I Need You, Celine Deion

Beautiful Boy, Celine Dion

Fever, Celine Dion

When I Fall In Love, Celine Dion and Clive Griffin