The Monday List

Hot On The Heels Of Plane, Ten More Transport-Themed Action Movies We'd Love To See Gerard Butler Star In

Cross-Channel Ferry

National Express Coach

E-bike

Combine Harvester

Barge

Mobility Scooter

Pogo Stick

Camper Van

Pedalo

Roller Skate

The Monday List

Ten More Bands Who Have Songs With Their Name In The Title

Hi Tension

Bad Religion

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

New Kids On The Box

The 1975

Damn Yankees

Minor Threat

Sigur Rós

Kajagoogoo

The Colour Field

The Monday List

Ten Acts Who Had Their James Bond Theme Tunes Rejected

Blondie, For Your Eyes Only

Saint Etienne, Tomorrow Never Dies

Johnny Cash, Thunderball

Alice Cooper, The Man With The Golden Gun

Pet Shop Boys, The Living Daylights

Straw, The World Is Not Enough

Julie Rogers, You Only Live Twice

Radiohead, Spectre

Phyllis Hyman, Never Say Never Again

Ace Of Base, Goldeneye

The Monday List

Ten More Of The Most Bizarrely Named Beers From The Uiltje Brewing Company

Life's Like A Bock Of Chocolates

Owl Bundy

Three Letter Word With A Tea

Peacock On Acid

Brewersjuice, Brewersjuice, Brewersjuice

You Get An IPA! And You Get An IPA! Aaaahhhhhh! Everybody's getting an IPA!!

Superb-Owl

I'm Never Going To Financially Recover From This

Calvin & Hops

Sorachi Stingrays From The Abyss

The Monday List

Clearing The Dancefloor In A Matter Of Seconds, It's The Return Of Ten Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before Since Or During

Change of Heart - Change

Come On Dance, Dance - Saturday Night Band

Girlie Girlie - Sophia George

Comin' On Strong - Broken English

Susanna - Art Company

Breakin' - Ollie And Jerry

I'll Be Good - Renee and Angela

Trapped - Colonel Abrams

From East To West - Voyage

I Don't Wanna Lose You - Kandidate

The Monday List

Ten Roses That Are Named After Actors

Elizabeth Taylor

Cary Grant

Audrey Hepburn

Doris Day

Hannah Gordon

Michael Crawford

Ingrid Bergman

Betty White

James Mason

Susan Hampshire

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of in Modern TV Detective Series

The main character being a maverick cop who plays by their own rules

The station pathologist who's so immune to death they're constantly eating while they perform an autopsy

The chief constable who's constantly at loggerheads with our hero yet has a grudging respect for their unorthodox approach to crime solving

The main character having a fondness for a bizarrely specific musical genre, usually difficult jazz, because this somehow humanises them

If the detective is male, they have a boring wife/girlfriend who hates how they are really married to the job

If the detective is female, they have a boring wife/girlfriend who hates how they are really married to the job

The action being based in a part of the UK that allows for lots of long, lingering drone shots of the most recognisable local landmarks

The main character having to deal with a parent who's suffering from dementia, because this somehow humanises them

The entire investigating team decamping to their local bar to discuss the case at the drop of a hat

The ridiculously high proportion of bent cops at the heart of every single investigation