The Monday List

Ten People You Probably Didn't Know Were Born On Christmas Day

Quentin Crisp

Conrad Hilton

Alannah Myles

Armin van Buuren

Noele Gordon

Desireless

Lew Grade

Rod Serling

Louise Bourgeois

Merry Planet Sad Christmas

 

Greta and Freda Sad and this delightful assortment of polite and cultured Sheffield Wednesday fans wish you the happiest of Christmases. On an unrelated note, Neil Warnock is appearing as Mother Goose at the Hippodrome Theatre, Darlington...

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Christmas Cover Versions, Winter Wonderland Edition

Winter Wonderland, Stryper

Winter Wonderland, The Cocteau Twins

Winter Wonderland, Isla St Clair

Winter Wonderland, Air Supply

Winter Wonderland, Ringo Starr

Winter Wonderland, The Mini Pops

Winter Wonderland, Kathie Lee Gifford

Winter Wonderland, Pinky and Perky

Winter Wonderland, Jason Mraz

Winter Wonderland, Shakatak

The Monday List

The Ten Records On The Planet Sad Gramophone This Christmas

Always Piste At Christmas, Deckchair Poets

A Very She & Him Christmas, She & Him

Mini-Pops Christmas, Mini-Pops

The Mighty Tubadors Merry Christmas Album, The Tubadors

Punk Goes Christmas, Various Artists

Home For Christmas, Susan Boyle

Christmas Disco, P.K. And The Sound Explosion

Merry Christmas...Have A Nice Life, Cyndi Lauper

You've Ruined Christmas For Everyone, Aquamuffin

Christmas From The Land of Song, The Massed Male Choirs Of Morriston Orpheus, Treorchy And Pontardulais With The Band Of The Welsh Guards Song

The Monday List

Ten Playmobil Playsets We Really, Really Want This Christmas

Alpine Cow Parade

Woodland Grove (includes foxes, badgers, wild boar family, toadstools – and haystacks, for some reason)

Chemistry Class

Three Soldiers / Three Pirates – either will do nicely, thanks

Borussia Dortmund Goalkeeper

FunPark Pickup with Camper (more wholesome than it sounds)

Barbarian Take Along Fort

Farmer’s Market – comes with peaked cap, five turnips and 2 sets of cucumbers, among many, many other things

Pianist with Piano – channelling Rick James for some reason

Harvester (combine, not the casual dining chain)

The Monday List

Ten More Roses That Are Named After Actors

Henry Fonda

Liv Tyler

Felicity Kendal

Audie Murphy

Ginger Rogers

Julie Andrews

Brigitte Bardot

Gina Lollobrigida

Charlotte Rampling

June Whitfield

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions, Jimmy Nail Edition

Love Don't Live Here Any More, Jimmy Nail

Once In A Lifetime, Jimmy Nail

Walking On The Moon, Jimmy Nail

Lady D'Arbanville, Jimmy Nail

Day After Day, Jimmy Nail

Overjoyed, Jimmy Nail

Loves Me Like A Rock, Jimmy Nail

Something, Jimmy Nail

House Of The Rising Sun, Jimmy Nail

The Last Time, Jimmy Nail