Monday, 29 January 2024

The Monday List

Ten Films Where A Character Stands On A Nail, Because Eeeww!

Home Alone

A Quiet Place

Death Wish 3

X

The Walk

Haunt

Final Destination 5

You're Next

Army of Darkness

Exorcist II: The Heretic

Monday, 22 January 2024

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Sequels To Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Adjacent To The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Round The Corner From The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Nipping Out To The Spiderverse For A Pint Of Milk And A Lottery Ticket

Spider-Man: Spending Two Weeks On The Costa Del Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Standing In The Kitchen, Trying To Remember Where He Put The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Somewhere Over The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Beneath The Valley Of The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Dude, Where's My Spiderverse?

Spider-Man: Carry On Up The Spiderverse

Spider-Man: Beyond The Spiderverse - Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

Monday, 15 January 2024

The Monday List

Ten Roses That Are Named After Musicians

Marc Bolan

Peggy Lee

Olivia Newton-John

Sylvie Vartan

Bing Crosby

LeAnne Rimes

Reba McEntire

Paul McCartney

Dolly Parton

Barbra Streisand

Monday, 8 January 2024

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Spin-offs From Richard Osman's House Of Games

Richard Osman's House Of Celebrities You’ve Never Heard Of

Richard Osman's House Of Showing-off

Richard Osman's House Of The Trembling Madness

Richard Osman's House Of Failing To Find Things On Maps

Richard Osman's House Of Wax

Richard Osman's House Of Dad Jokes

Richard Osman's House Of The Rising Sun

Richard Osman's House of Alexander Armstrong

Tyler Perry's Richard Osman's House Of Games

Richard Osman's House Of Mince


Monday, 1 January 2024

The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Be Over In 2024

Thinking about the Roman Empire

Broderie anglaise

Air frying

Beige flags

Talking about passive income

Girl dinners

An AI 'companion' on every web browser

Faux leather leggings

Dark academia

The Kardashians (well, we'll keep saying it until it happens...)

Monday, 25 December 2023

The Monday List

Ten People You Probably Didn't Know Were Born On Christmas Day

Quentin Crisp

Conrad Hilton

Alannah Myles

Armin van Buuren

Noele Gordon

Desireless

Lew Grade

Rod Serling

Louise Bourgeois

Merry Planet Sad Christmas

 


Greta and Freda Sad and this delightful assortment of polite and cultured Sheffield Wednesday fans wish you the happiest of Christmases. On an unrelated note, Neil Warnock is appearing as Mother Goose at the Hippodrome Theatre, Darlington...