Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Celebrities Doing
Hosting a 'small, intimate' wedding ceremony for their family and closest friends - and the entire readership of Hello! or OK!
Getting injected with so much Botox their face doesn't move, then putting their suspiciously youthful looks down to 'good genes'
Announcing they're engaged to the co-star of their current film
Breaking off said engagement once they've generated enough publicity for the film in question
Buying handbags that cost more than the GDP of Belgium
Launching their own range of designer knickers
Naming their children after soft fruits and cities on the Indian sub-continent
Having 'meaningful' tattoos on shoulderblades, inner arms or tops of the feet
Owning a tiny, tiny dog which they treat as a dressing-up doll
Trying to convince people the best way to lose weight involves living on maple syrup and fresh air
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