Dear everyone who puts together TV ads, needs background music for montages on everything from Holiday Hit Squad to This Morning to Premier League Darts, or plays tunes over the Tannoy at any Football League ground, please, please, please stop using Happy by Pharrell Williams. Otherwise, we may be forced to point out that his extremely fashionable hat
actually makes him look like he's escaped from the Goodies' scout troupe...
Your cooperation is gratefully received, thank you.
We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS!
Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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