Secret Santa present swaps with unnecessarily complicated rules
Needing a loo and not being able to find a vacant one because they're all being used as changing rooms
People photocopying their backsides
Some tipsy woman making a performance of getting emotional over Fairytale of New York because she wants everyone to see how sensitive she is
Strategically placed mistletoe
The office creep loitering underneath the strategically placed mistletoe
The big boss trying desperately hard to be one of the gang
Dancefloor show-offs
The usual suspects pre-drinking and getting all excited from 3.30, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack.
That bloke who insists on doing another round of tequila shots when people just want to go home
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