Tuesday, 11 February 2020

Oscar-winning Film Directors Who Look Like Dinner Ladies


No 1 in a series of the Korean for 'one': Bong Joon-Ho

Monday, 10 February 2020

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Ubiquitous In The Nineties But Are Rarely Spoken Of Today

General Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf
Tamagotchis
The Body Shop's Dewberry perfume
William 'The Refrigerator' Perry
Incomprehensible heist thrillers directed by somebody desperate to be the next Quentin Tarantino
Ladettes
Handbag house music
L.A. Law
The Maldives as the exotic holiday location of choice
Spoonface Steinberg

Monday, 3 February 2020

The Monday List

The Triumphant Return Of Ten Of Roger The Alien Out Of American Dad's Best Persona Names

Ace Crouton
Twanderlust Lumpkin
Arbuckle T. Boone
Buck Wetnap
Schwinn Chafecrotch
Calypso Banana Puffy-Sleeves
JoJo Keen Wa
Lacey Krinkelhoel
Dan Ansom Handsome
Cordila Buttersnatch

Monday, 27 January 2020

The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In A Stephen King Novel

You live in a small town in Maine which is gradually being taken over by vampires/aliens/elder gods from another dimension
You are an honest, straightforward but crashingly dull man who will survive to the end of the book while all your more interesting friends are dying horribly
You are undergoing marital problems and are also an alcoholic
You have a mother who is a (not at all caricatured and over the top) fundamentalist religious maniac
You have a really annoying vocal tic/folksy turn of phrase which is shoehorned into every sentence you speak
You are a struggling novelist and are also an alcoholic
You have a supernaturally possessed car/dog/small child
You are a police officer who is, frankly, rubbish at their job
You are an incredibly successful novelist and are also an alcoholic
You were hit by a car and won't chuffing shut up about it

Thursday, 23 January 2020

Monday, 20 January 2020

The Monday List

Ten Rugby-themed Children's Books (In Case The Recently Retired James Hook Is Looking For Ideas...)

The Leicester Tiger Who Came To Tea
Baby Sale Shark (Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo)
Goodnight Rupert Moon
The Prop In A Strop
The Very Hungry Gatland-pillar
The Ugly 15
The Swiss Family Jason Robinson
All Black Beauty
Asterix In Twickenham
Go The Ruck To Sleep (audio book read by Samson Lee Jackson)