Monday, 17 December 2018

The Monday List

Ten More Novelty Christmas Hits You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

I Believe In Christmas - Tweenies
Christmas In Smurfland - Father Abraham And The Smurfs
Santa Claus Is On The Dole - Spitting Image
Have A Cheeky Christmas - Cheeky Girls
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies
Jingle Bells - Judge Dread
Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
What Are We Gonna Get 'Er Indoors - Dennis Waterman and George Cole
Rockin' Good Christmas - Roy Chubby Brown
One-Nine For Santa - Fogwell Flax 

Monday, 10 December 2018

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of At Office Christmas Parties

Secret Santa present swaps with unnecessarily complicated rules
Needing a loo and not being able to find a vacant one because they're all being used as changing rooms
People photocopying their backsides
Some tipsy woman making a performance of getting emotional over Fairytale of New York because she wants everyone to see how sensitive she is
Strategically placed mistletoe
The office creep loitering underneath the strategically placed mistletoe
The big boss trying desperately hard to be one of the gang
Dancefloor show-offs
The usual suspects pre-drinking and getting all excited from 3.30, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack.
That bloke who insists on doing another round of tequila shots when people just want to go home

Monday, 3 December 2018

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Invented By Accident

Worcestershire sauce
Viagra
Post-it notes
Saccharine
Pacemakers
Superglue
Corn flakes
Play-doh
Chewing gum
Microwave ovens

Monday, 26 November 2018

The Monday List

Fed Up Of Hearing It? - Yes, It's Ten More Pieces Of Overused Background Music

Misirlou - Dick Dale and his Del-Tones
Pjanoo - Eric Prydz
My Type - Saint Motel
Beggin' - Frankie Valli
Wake Up - Arcade Fire
Feel It Still - Portugal The Man
LDN - Lily Allen
Ho Hey - The Lumineers
Shape Of You - Ed Sheeran
You Make My Dreams - Hall And Oates

Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Monday, 19 November 2018

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Members Of The Cast Of Game Of Thrones

Ill Ray (The King), Kasabian - Lena Headey
Oceans, Seafret - Maisie Williams
Cinnamon Girl, Prince - Keisha Castle-Hughes
You Know Me, Robbie Williams - Esme Bianco
Just For One Day (Heroes), David Guetta v David Bowie - Alfie Allen
I Believe, Robson and Jerome - Jerome Flynn
Oblivion, Bastille - Sophie Turner
Dance Tonight, Paul McCartney - Mackenzie Crook
Cut The World, Antony and the Johnsons - Carice Van Houten
Uptown Girl, Westlife - Tim McInnerny

Sunday, 18 November 2018