Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis

No 15: The most Peruvian thing since Paddington Bear rode a llama*

*Note to fact-checker. Stop watching Couples Come Dine With Me and find out whether Paddington Bear ever rode a llama...

Monday, 20 March 2017

The Monday List

And Coming Back For An Encore Is... Ten Overused Pieces Of Background Music
Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones
Uptown Funk - Bruno Mars
Jay-Z & Kanye West - No Church In The Wild
Mr Scruff - Get A Move On!
Fleur East - Sax
Imagine Dragons - On Top Of The World
Alt J - Left Hand Free
Close To Me - The Cure
Come With Me Now - Kongos
Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Sunday, 19 March 2017

The Adge Files - Ubiquitous Nineties Edition

Bored of late-night repeats of Murder, She Wrote (as you would be unless you're Angela Lansbury's accountant...), we flicked channels and discovered a showing of Kenneth Kenny Branagh's forgotten Nineties Oxbridge-buster Peter's Friends. Once we'd recovered from the overdose of smug, we were reminded that there were two things you were guaranteed to see on TV twenty-five years ago. One was Tony Slattery's adge and the other was his bum. Until we start researching The Bum Files, you'll have to be content with this...

Monday, 13 March 2017

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities We Completely Forgot Made Sex Tapes

Fred Durst
Bam Margera
Tonya Harding
Colin Farrell
Verne Troyer
Jennifer Lopez
Dustin Diamond out of Saved By The Bell
Kendra Wilkinson out of every E! reality show ever
Kid Rock
Hulk Hogan

Monday, 6 March 2017

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Skating Rinks

Burn Baby Burn - Ash
She's The One - Robbie Williams
Sugar Coated Iceberg - Lightning Seeds
Hard To Please - State Champs
Shine - Lovefreeks
Hejira - Joni Mitchell
Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Sometimes - Oscar
Blow - Beyoncé

Monday, 27 February 2017

The Monday List

Ten Ideas If You're Not Sure What To Dress As On World Book Day

Mein Kampf
Pet Semetary
The Ballad of Reading Gaol
Ananga Ranga
Haynes Ford Anglia Owners Workshop Manual
A Child Called It
The New Book Of Rock Lists
Gardening With Free-Range Chickens For Dummies
1000 Freezer Recipes
What Rugby Jokes Did Next

Friday, 24 February 2017

Planet Sad Went To Bruges Again

And all we got was this lousy delicious waffle topped with fresh strawberries and slagroom