And Coming Back For An Encore Is... Ten Overused Pieces Of Background Music Soul Bossa Nova - Quincy Jones Uptown Funk - Bruno Mars Jay-Z & Kanye West - No Church In The Wild Mr Scruff - Get A Move On! Fleur East - Sax Imagine Dragons - On Top Of The World Alt J - Left Hand Free Close To Me - The Cure Come With Me Now - Kongos Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis
Bored of late-night repeats of Murder, She Wrote (as you would be unless you're Angela Lansbury's accountant...), we flicked channels and discovered a showing of Kenneth Kenny Branagh's forgotten Nineties Oxbridge-buster Peter's Friends. Once we'd recovered from the overdose of smug, we were reminded that there were two things you were guaranteed to see on TV twenty-five years ago. One was Tony Slattery's adge and the other was his bum. Until we start researching The Bum Files, you'll have to be content with this...
Ten Celebrities We Completely Forgot Made Sex Tapes Fred Durst Bam Margera Tonya Harding Colin Farrell Verne Troyer Jennifer Lopez Dustin Diamond out of Saved By The Bell Kendra Wilkinson out of every E! reality show ever Kid Rock Hulk Hogan
Ten Music Videos That Feature Skating Rinks Burn Baby Burn - Ash She's The One - Robbie Williams Sugar Coated Iceberg - Lightning Seeds Hard To Please - State Champs Shine - Lovefreeks Hejira - Joni Mitchell Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Sometimes - Oscar Blow - Beyoncé
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Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.