Monday, 22 April 2019

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities You Probably Completely Forgot Made An Album

Steven Seagal
Lindsay Lohan
Kevin Costner
Carl Lewis
Ann-Margret
Leonard Nimoy
Scarlett Johansson
Scott Baio
Anthony Hopkins
Heidi Montag

Wednesday, 17 April 2019

Great Random Moments In Fashion History


No 19: Alan Cumming, obviously having killed time before strutting the red carpet by sticking his legs in a pot of John Innes No 3 compost...

Monday, 15 April 2019

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Titles For Albums By Asia

Anaglypta
Albania
Anaesthesia
Amoeba
Ammonia
Arrhythmia
Aorta
Aspidistra
Anorexia
Atora

Friday, 12 April 2019

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Manneken Pis


No 23: Demonstrating one of Ronnie O'Sullivan's less savoury snooker party pieces, possibly...

Monday, 8 April 2019

The Monday List

Slap On The Undercoat, It's The Return Of Ten Weird Valspar Paint Shade Names

Tempest's Teapot
Sling Your 'ook
Swan Beak
Tadpole Blue
Back by Popular Demand
Ploughman’s Pickle
Eye of Horace
Howl at the Moon
Release the Hounds
Bog Fog

Monday, 1 April 2019

The Monday List

Ten Cheese-Based Hip Hop Stars*

Eminemmenthal
Method Manchego
Feta Wap
Andre Brie000
Rowdy Reblechon
Redfoo Leicester
Babybel Biv DeVoe
Mos-arella Def
Gouda Lookin' Chain
Cheesy-E

*because scientists claim cheese tastes better when you listen to hip hop

Monday, 25 March 2019

The Monday List

Helaas Pindakaas! The Ten Most Cliched Stock Images Of Amsterdam

A woman cycling with a bunch of tulips in her bike basket
Some gabled houses leaning over as if they might fall into the water
A shop display of pairs of clogs
A prostitute standing in a window in the Red Light District, looking so bored she could just spew
Tourists sitting on the big 'iamsterdam' letters round the back of the Rijksmuseum
The Rijksmuseum, then
A bridge with a bike chained to it
A view of a stretch of canal, probably the Brouwersgracht
The same view of the Brouwersgracht, but at night
A windmill - possibly with a mouse living in it, we don't know